Light, Camera.. Disaster.

"Too many things have happened in my short lifetime for me to waste time thinking of, obsessing over, or talking about anyone except those who i adore that are locked inside my little bubble of consistency. i live in my own world, and no one else really comes in or goes out unless i say so - its nice. if you think i dislike like you, you’ve thought wrong; odds are, i probably dont even know your first name. talk is cheap. assumptions are cheaper. and i cannot name one person that i’ve cared enough to even bother disliking since reaching such a happy oasis in my life. use your eyes, not your ears. remember kids, what you’ve heard is probably far more interesting than the truth. lifes too short. take a joke. make one. laugh your ass off. live a little."

"The lion might be king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antartica and he’s just a penguin’s bitch."